Playing the Artistic License card

Evidence for why I am having too much fun.
Exhibit A
Here's the "Prediction: Endangered" painting with the headlines and copy. The headlines are accurate; 'Major Markets Hit Lowest Since 1997', and 'Ex-officers apologize for deadly raid' on the left, 'Obama Turns to Budget' on the right.


Exhibit B
Here's a detail of a a subhead that I made up.


Exhibit C
The real cover story lead was 'Neal Street Shooting'. My cover story lead refers to the headline, 'Obama turns to budget'